(LATE) Would You Rather Wednesdays #2
Would you rather have Cheetos dust permanently stuck to your finger tips
or
Being sexually aroused every time you see fruit?
VS
Editors Pick (Bernie Mac): Love the question but definitely not as good as our first would you rather we did last week. Sound the psycho alarm though because I'm going with the Cheetos finger tips. I think I would never eat another meal again. Best part about Cheetos was never actually eating the Cheetos but licking your fingers afterwards. Ohh Kyle how are you ever going to get a girl? Don't worry about it. There will always be crazy kinky girls who will just lose it when they see it. When I go to a club and girls are blackout drunk and I show the fingers they are gonna stuck suckin them then go down south. Girls love food. How you gonna do your special finger blast move? Ever hear of doctor gloves? You think Doctors raw finger it during a girl's Gyno appointment? Actually I don't know. I hope they wear gloves though. But for all you fruit sickos out there enjoy going to Market Basket. Jizz City. Old ladies are gonna see you getting boners and call the cops and when you ask me to bail you out of jail I will be too busy having girls give me BJs while I put a line of Cheetos dust on my dick.
Authors Picks
Big Red: Sexually attracted to fruit. Gotta use your fingers all day. Plus my (currently nonexistent) gf could doubly arouse by putting fruit all over her body before we smanged. I would just try to avoid it during the day so as to not cum in my pants. Cheetos just ruins everything. Can't even touch people or your keyboard. gross. I'd jerk it enough that that fruit would have to be looking really sexy that day to bring me to the brink. Plus, my nether regions are orange enough as it is, I don't need to smudge greasy Cheetos dust on it to jerk off and basically turn it into an air traffic controller baton.
Jake The Snake: Cheetos dust, reason being is that I can still use my anaconda. I don't wanna walk into a room with a boner and lose the potential of slaying every girl in there because I saw a peach in the corner with some sexy fuzz on it. I'll just make sure they don't see my hand with Cheetos dust until the deed is being done, plain and simple. Don't see how you could argue that logic.
The Boys Picks
Mexz69 (E. Lunt): I Think i'm gonna have to go with fruit, it would just be like middle school, random boner city.
CShepRKO (Cam): I would not want Cheetos on my fingers. I could't do daily activities like text. I'd rather just get a boner around apples.
PETAHH (Pete): Tough one because the normal answer would be cheetos dust on your finger but I literally can't stand that shit. I think i'd still go with cheetos dust though. I don't think I could deal with popping a boner everytime I see someone eating a banana.
LrG3 (Dave): Cheetos on my hand because if you can deal with that shit on your hand you deserve to be in jail at Alcatraz.
P-Mac (Paul): Rather the dust so that the girl gets some extra flavor.
PS. I wasn't expecting the popular one to be the dust when I first wrote the blog.
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