Why are you talking about soccer? Bernie Mac are you some type of gay? Soccer is for girls. Shove a dick in your butt if you think that. Soccer is the most viewed sport in the world. The guys who rag on soccer are usually the guys who are missing a couple brain cells and are just complete meat heads. But we are talking about the greatest sports tournament in the world. Suck a fat one if you think differently.
So I will breakdown the groups and give you my prediction on who advances to the next round.
Just a fucking cake walk for the host team. You had to see it coming. Croatia always has the filthiest jerseys but nothing past that. Mexico has taken the biggest dump in their pants and literally crawled into this world cup. Cameroon is known just for Samuel Eto'o.
Pick: Brazil obviously, Croatia
Do not sleep on Chile! ranked 15th in the world and will for sure make some noise. Spain one of the favorites obviously after winning the Eurocup and the last World Cup. Netherlands are the most physical team in the tourney and Australia will get raped.
Pick: Spain, CHILE
Group C is a silent assassin. This group will have some great games. Colombia has unbelievable skill and Japan has unbelievable finesse. Greece has the size and the Ivory Coast has speed and Drogba. Greece will have the roughest time in this group and I don't see them making it out.
Pick: Colombia wins and Ivory Coast advances.
People have been saying this is the group of death but there are also people who say 9/11 was a conspiracy. This is not the group of death, literally punch whoever says this is. Italy is old as fuck. Buffon the goalie im pretty sure is like 42. England is just England. Uruguay knows how to play big and they will play well in the tourney. Costa Rica is just glad to be there.
Pick: Uruguay, England. Sorry Spaghetti Faces.
Great mix of teams. Not really much of a scouting report in this group. Switz are ranked higher than France by Fifa rankings but I still got France on this one.
Pick: France, Switz
The biggest cake walk for Argentina. It actually angers me when a group like this is made. Just gonna be a rape trail for Argentina.
Pick: Argentina, (dont even want to pick another) Nigeria
THE GROUP OF DEATH. Let me just say before that I am so America (not American, America) it hurts. But honestly I don't see them making it out of the group. I think they prob will come in last in this group. Ghana Black Stars have eliminated the US in the last two tourneys. USA will struggle which sucks for their program because I feel like they have picked up a lot of support throughout the years leading up to the World Cup.
Pick: Germany, PORTUGAL
Some good teams. Korea is a really really solid squad. Russia will just Putin the shit out of this group and honestly fuck Algeria. Who cares about Algeria?
Pick: Russia, Korea
World Cup Winner: Brazil. Hate myself for picking them but they got the home court and they have a great team. They will beat Germany in the finals with pure speed. Germany is a big team but in the heat down there they won't stay with them. This is gonna be a great tournament and expect my team Portugal to make some noise.
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