We have all been to the Bruins game and seen these kinds of people walking around and thought, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
1. We Want The Cup Chant
Look the video for it is obviously after they swept the Pens so it is cool but when i'm at opening night for the B's and I have assholes yelling it all game it can get annoying very quickly.
2. Tucking In The Jersey
No question the jersey tuck is a douchebag move and finding this photo on Google makes it better. The guy looks older but hey i don't care. It is almost as goofy as the guys who go in their shirt and tie but I secretly think that is a boss move. I think I need to try it out before I criticize it. But just cause Bergeron tucks in his jersey doesn't mean you get to pal.
3. Guy & Guy Sitting in Lodge
Never ever ever buy tickets to a sporting event with your bro and sit in the lodge. That is so gay that I think if I saw you give a guy a smooch on the cheek and then heard of another guy buying tickets to a game in lodge seats with another dude, then I would assume the second guy was the gayer of the two. Just why. Don't do it. Go row 15 up in the balcony get shitfaced with your friend and have a good time. You and your bro don't have to get as close as possible and enjoy the game. Save that stuff for a date. Only time its acceptable is if you are handed the tickets last minute and you get rejected by every girl you ask cause your're ugly. Then you can take your friend.
4. People Who Bring Signs That Aren't Funny
Why bring a sign that says "Go B's" and thats it. Just fucking stupid. If your kid does it then it is acceptable because you know he wants to do the sprinkler on the jumbotron. But why do girls do it? To fucking block everyone else so someone actually talks to them? Don't they know they can get on the jumbrotron by just showing a little skin? Unless its funny don't make a sign. And make sure that sign is absolutely hysterical.
5. People Who Don't Know Hockey
Easily the worst people. I get it if you don't know and it is your first game and you are trying to learn but it is the people who think they know what they are talking about. The people who yell shoot every 2 seconds the B's have the puck. These are the worst people in the world. And a woman who does this? Forget about it. Worst people on earth.
Honorable Mention
Whalers gear. Already sick of it. Put it away you butt mongrels.
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