Royal Rumble 2014 Review

Not much love for the Royal Rumble last night. I caught some of it and there were some things that ticked me off but overall I enjoyed it. Absolutely loved the Orton vs Cena match. Even though it ended with my hometown boy Cena losing to Cam's fantasy man Orton I loved the match. I hope these two continue feuding till Wrestlemania. That should honestly be the main event but Cena can't have them all. Love the feeling of the WWE going back to the famous good vs evil story lines.

But on to the Royal Rumble itself, Bautista had no right winning that. Anyone else should have won but him. I can’t wait to see who they pin him with at Wrestlemania. If Bautista stays as the headline match at Wrestlemania he has to lose. Ricky Pancakes agrees with me that it will be stupid if he wins because they will keep him until he loses then he will retire. They did that shit with The Rock and it would be dumb to do it again. Another problem I had was that Kane fucking cheated. He took CM Punk out of it. I’m assuming that is to set them up for a match too but that is fucking stupid. Another thing I had a problem with was how the fuck do you disrespect JBL like that? Guy has never been in a Royal Rumble and the first one he is ever in he gets bounced in 2 minutes because he was taking off his suit jacket. The last thing I had a problem with was Rey Mysterio being the last one out of the gate. The 30 spot is saved for the biggest baddest mother-trucker out there. Not small Rey Mysterio. Don’t get me wrong Mysterio is an animal. Just not a big animal. Actually I lied, the last problem I have is that my boy Fandango didn’t win.
But as I am watching Monday Night Raw Daniel Bryan is the new face of the WWE. They can keep dragging CM Punk and Cena but times are changing and this guy is the new face of this organization. Unbelievable that Daniel Bryan wasn’t in the Royal Rumble. HUGE fuck up by the WWE. I think whatever they say on why he wasn’t in it, they simply fucked up. Whether you hate it or love it you can't deny it is fucking contagious. YES YES YES!
Note* Kofi Kingston will win a Royal Rumble within the next 5 years. Mark My Words.