Well snow is upon us and it sucks ass. I absolutely hate this time because of two kinds of people in this world. The people who get pissed because everyone is driving too slow and girls who love the snow.
Don't be a jackass leave your house early. I know this is tough for Big Red to read but don't worry buddy I think you can change #PrayForBigRed. I hope that all the people who say others drive too slow smash into the guard rail and somehow the crash turns them gay or somehow they can never to get a boner again (which is worse? Possible next blog?).
Every girl who tweets "love when it snowssss (insert 100 emojis)" sucks more ass than the guy who complains about slow drivers. Because this girl is most likely in their house drinking a hot chocolate inside from dunks because she demanded her dad to get for her and finger blasts herself to Magic Mike listening to Biebs while her dad and brother are outside shoveling all day. Better believe my daughter will be shoveling with me when I'm older. Even if I have to buy her a pink shovel with Barbie on it I will just to get her out there.
No one likes when it snows. It involves too much work. Kids love snow because of the activities in includes and no school. But I hate it. But I'm not gonna complain! I realize what New England weather brings every year. If I had the money and the balls I would move to Florida. But I have too much invested here. I am the three time MA Rock-Paper-Scissor champion and 2 time runner up in MA's smallest dick competition. If I left who would Eric Lunt compete against? No one that's who. But seriously though, winter blows but don't be an idiot.
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