How do you not take Auburn tonight +10?

Honestly I don't know how everyone in America isn't putting their house on Auburn tonight getting 10 points. Hey! I've got an idea to get us out of the recession--let's go double or nothing on our national debt on this game and wave it in China and Putin's faces while we sing the pledge of allegiance. That's the American way.

Back to the game though, I almost didn't post this cuz I knew everyone would be like hey what an easy call to make when Florida State is getting blown out. But now it's almost tied again so I can say it; but the truth is, anyone who has listened to me in the last month knows I've been on the Auburn bandwagon since day 1. Are you kidding me? Auburn plays in the goddam motherfuckin SEC yo. The SEC dominates college football. It's a league of Goliaths among Davids, it's the Red Sox against the Pawsox, it's men vs boys, it's Peyton Manning vs me in a competition of forehead square-footage. Do I think Florida State will win? No. Might they win? Yeah, I guess so, but they sure as shit aren't gonna win by 10 points. This is what happens every big game. There is sooo much hype around one key player just because he is a Heisman winner or a superstar that people let their heads get away from them and forget what the more complete, experienced team is that had a 3x harder schedule all year. I don't care if he won the Heisman. Jameis Winston is a freshman. Kid can't hang. Freshmen guys never get the hot freshmen girls. Only this time the hottest girl in school has a vagina shaped like a glass football. And if he does get it, he'll be so dazzled he won't run the score up. I'll take the 10 bitches.

Big Red over and out.

P.S. - Just as I wrote that last graph FSU ran back a kick. Auburn is winning this game I'm calling it right now while they are down by 3 with 3 min left. Guess you gotta ask yourself one question...do you feel lucky punk? Well, do ya??